SWISS & MEDLEY STEPS UP !

Welcome to another STEP UP TO THE MIC with Diddy and Hollywood!
This is our special Wacky Waving Webber craving Wedding edition of Step up to the Mic. Now OPC is filled with wonderful people - and amongst all of our wonderful staff whom have gotten married we bring to you our very own…
AC Newlywed's Edition of STEP UP TO THE MIC!
with "Medley & Swiss"!

Welcome Swiss and Medley!! We are very happy to have you stepping up to the mic as our first duet. Now to warm you up let's begin with our classic "either or" questions. But as a special for you two - we will ask you an either or question and you need to answer which one of you does this most!

Swiss: Great!
Medley: Fun!

Diddy: Let’s begin! Who makes the coffee in the morning?
Swiss&Medley: Swiss!

Diddy: Who does the dishes?
Swiss&Medley: We both do! The dishwasher does!

Diddy: Who handles the remote?
Swiss&Medley: Swiss (for fast forwarding purposes, and stopping at the right time) and Medley (all other times).

Diddy: Who reads more books?
Swiss&Medley: Definitely Swiss (though, medley likes children's books)

Diddy: Who has more baby pictures?
Both: Equal.

Diddy: Who has cuter baby pictures?

Swiss: I'll say medley... Medley: I'll also say me!

Now on to our interview guys!
Diddy: Can you tell the readers what exciting event took place on December 27th, 2008?!

Swiss: Not Chrisssssstmas, that was a bit earlier.... oh, it was OUR wedding!! That's when we got married!!

Hollywood: If you saw a heat wave - would you wave back?

Swiss: hmmm - was it waving in a friendly manner? Or aggressively like "you get over here!!" I would say I would point and wink at him.
Medley: I think I would wave back - and yep! That's all.
Swiss- There's a black cat outside! Medley!! Look he's walking in the parking lot.
Medley - Pay attention!
Swiss - Okay fine.
Medley- OH!! I see it!!

Diddy: What are your plans for the summer?

Swiss: My plan is to learn medicine and to come to Adventure Camp on weekends unless I'm on call.

Medley: My plan is to work at the place in outer space, Adventure Camp, in the wonderful place called the Lodge where the Discovery Village lives.

Hollywood: Now because you guys went to the zoo today I feel like you guys know a lot about animals! ("Swiss "YEAH WE ARE!") - SO - If a turtle lost its shell - would it be homeless?

Swiss - Hmm that's a good question!
Medley - I think it would be homeless but perhaps it could find another shell like a hermit crap! Because hermit crabs move from shell to shell. Or maybe like a very large muscle or a clam - then it can just crawl in and join them.
Swiss: I think he would just be embarrassed.
Medley: So like embarrassed and homeless?
Swiss: Yeah, and especially embarrassed.

Diddy: What do you do when you're not at camp?

Medley: When I'm not at camp I like to hang out with friends at school... my students, and they're in grade 1 and 2, we learn lots of fun stuff, play a lot and sing a lot.

Swiss: and me, i got to work to learn how to become a doctor, and every once in a while i hear with my super-hearing somebody in need, then i have to go into a phone booth and spin in circles and fly to their rescue.

Medley: Are you Clark Kent? Swiss: No, I'm Swiss.

Hollywood: What would you say if when you were talking to God and he sneezed?

Swiss: Gazunteight!
Medley: I think I'd wonder if he had boogers. Then I'd get him a tissue but I don't know if he has boogers. Does God have boogers?
Swiss: Of course! It's not like they are a sin!
Medley: But I would probably say bless you
Diddy: would you need to?
Medley: Oh maybe not!!

*Special Edition Rules: answers must be written on papers and cannot be changed after answering begins...

Diddy: a) how long have you known each other (in months)?

Swiss: 168 months... 8 years old

Medley: Ooops. Heehee. 192 when I was 7 years old - wait - I was 7 when you were 8, oh no... I can't do math.

Swiss: oh NO! I did it wrong!!

Medley: Yessss!!.. best news ever! You had to tutor me in math too. I win!

Hollywood: Now specifically for Swiss - a medical question if you will - If you jog backwards will you gain weight?

Swiss – Hmmm. Nope I don't think so. I think you would still lose weight but very well fall over. And also it may be different if you were eating something at the same time.
Medley - Like a Big Mac!
Swiss - Yeah like a Big Mac!!

Diddy: b) how long have you been together (in months)?

Medley: 85 months

Swiss: 84 months

Medley: Oops! I added March.
Swiss: We were just friends! Okay fine, 85

Hollywood: Teaching question for Medley - Why is the Alphabet in that specific order?

Hmmm - I think it's because it makes a nice song - (She begins to sing) A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p (Swiss - It makes a better song if you're American) q r s t u v w x y ZED! Now I know my ABC's next time wont you sing with Med! - Hah! I got you Swiss!

Diddy: Swiss, give us 3 words that describe Medley, and Medley, give us 3 words that describe Swiss! (Follows same * rule)

Swiss: Oh sorry I'm looking up the real reason for the Order of the Alphabet on Wikipedia! Hahaha Alright fine I'll write three words! Okay - Funny!

Medley: (gasp) you stole mine!! Funny

Swiss: cute

Medley: aw, I like that one. Mine second's brilliant - because he's just a very smart person, not just school smart but in life, and just very knowledgeable…

Swiss: friendly

Medley: steady - like a tree. or a rock, maybe. But you know, you can always count on him... like a tree.

Hollywood: If a cow laughed - would milk come out of its nose?

Medley - Hehehe
Swiss - Milk comes out of my nose!
Medley - Are you a cow? - If it were drinking milk maybe. Milk only comes out of your nose unless you were drinking it.. Sometimes boogers come out of my nose when I laugh!
Swiss - Is it a Holstein cow or a Jersey cow? I need this kind of clarification!
Hollywood - Jersey
Swiss - Ahhh Chocolate milk then!
Medley - Yes Chocolate milk! One time Pepsi came out of my nose!

Diddy: If you had to describe the other person in a colour, what would it be?

Swiss: probably brown, haha KIDDING. lets go with bright purple, or maybe yellow! Bright yellow. I like yellow.

Medley: Swiss would be burnt orange.

Swiss: Because I'm earthy, like a lumberjack!

Medley: or plaid, maybe plaid. Wait, that's not a colour. Or red, like a fire. I don't know why I chose burnt orange, maybe it's because you have a shirt that colour. Maybe green? Like a TREE! ‘cause i said he was a tree before, let's go with green.

Hollywood: What came first - the fruit or the color orange?

Medley - What order did God create that stuff in? I think that the color came first because God made the sun first and the sun gives us color.
Swiss - I think that the color came first - Actually I think the fruit came first.. I don't know!!
Diddy - Do you agree with Medley’s answer?
Swiss - Oh I wasn't paying attention.
Medley - The Sun!! Oh maybe the fruit DID! Because people needed food!
Diddy - But the sun was created before people!
Swiss - Are we talking about the actual word or the color? Because I think.. Oh forget my answer because I'm just confused!

Diddy: If you had to have a pet instead of a Medley/Swiss, what animal would it be?

Medley: I know, a spider monkey! We went to the zoo today and the spider monkey's are soooo cool... they hang from their tails. Swiss, I know what you're going to say... gorillas. he spent 45 minutes watching them today at the zoo... and he knows their names, like 'Charles', and 'Josephine'...

Swiss: yeah, they were cool. But my answer is pot belly pig. Because they would rescue me in the case of a fire... OH!! I changed my answer!! The color is named after the orange fruit, introduced to Europe via the Sanskrit word nāranja. Before this was introduced to the English-speaking world, the color was referred to (in Old English) as geoluhread, which translates into Modern English as yellow-red.

Hollywood - You're still thinking of the Orange question?! Hahaha!

Medley - YOU'RE Cheating you're using Wikipedia!

Swiss - No...................................... YEAH! Hahaha.

Hollywood: Is there another word for Synonym?

(At the same time) "HMMMMM" (Practically in harmony)
Swiss - Another word for Synonym? That's a good question! Do you have an answer Medley? I don't think there is.
Medley - No I don't think so either! And DON'T look it up on Wikipedia Swiss!!
Swiss - Or at least not in the English language
Medley - No looking on Wikipedia again!

Diddy: Which Disney pair best describes you two?

a) Belle & the Beast

b) Snow White & Prince Charming

c) Lady & the Tramp

d) Fox & the Hound

Swiss: I think Tarzan and Jane...

Medley: That wasn't an option...

Swiss: Hans solo and Chewbacca...

Medley: NOT an option. (I'd be Hans solo, you'd be Chewbacca.... *medley makes Chewbacca noise*) umm, I think belle and the beast.... because I really like the yellow dress that she wears at the end and I'd like to wear a dress like that one time.

Swiss: Lady and the Tramp because I enjoy spaghetti

Medley: but I do look like snow white, and Swiss is charming sometimes - so I change my answer to B.

Hollywood: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Medley - What was that bread without any flower? Oh, crumbled up unleavened bread!
Swiss - A nice sharp bread knife!

Diddy: What is your favourite item in the tuck shop?

Medley: PEP's

Swiss: Coke!

Hollywood: Now there have been mixed emotions and arguments about this for years - but I feel now that we sit here with both a Doctor and a Teacher we can get down to a logical answer and just agree once and for all. Why did the Chicken REALLY cross the road?

Swiss - Why did he cross the road? Maybe he was hungry and there was a restaurant on the other side?
Medley - Or maybe he was out for a nice brisk walk! And there was a street in his path. OH I have a joke about Eagles. Want to hear it?!

Hollywood & Diddy - YES!

Medley - Why was the Eagle on TV all the time? Because he has talons! You know like talents! Heehe Also! We saw a moose today at the zoo! It almost ate Swiss' hand!

Diddy: Medley - Here's your chance to tell us how excited you are to be back in Discovery this summer, and give a shoutout. Swiss, you can also give a shoutout if you'd like.

Medley: I am more than more than more than morrree than excited to be in Discovery. Shoutout to discovery: 'MOOOOOOOOSE.'

Swiss: we saw a moose today at the zoo....

Medley: and 'I love you Disco and I'm pumped to hang out with you at camp this summer. hip hip hooray'.

Swiss: general shout out: I'm going to miss you all, I'm glad I can see you on the weekends.


AND THAT ladies and gentlemen was our very own Medley and Swiss! We were extremely excited to have you guys Step up to the Mic and we hope you guys continue to have as much fun as it sounds like you guys are having! And to our readers out there in before-camp world - Keep on reading, and please tell us what you think on our "comment" link!

Later this week on our series you can expect some WILD interviews! So stay tuned in on our Adventure Camp page and be excited for our next interview.... The one.. The only.. The pink hat wearing...... SHUFFLE!!!

This is Diddy and Hollywood signing off... And in case we don't see yah, SLAP ON A HAT! SLOP ON SOME SUNSCREEN and get out in this amazing world and have some fun!!